The small spider in brown inched across the carpet, and the small toddler in brown followed behind.
"I want to know what you are doing, Mr. Spider. What is it you are doing? Hey guys, what is Mr. Spider doing?"
As she peered at him, and crouched to take a closer look, the tall woman in blue interrupted. "Oh, baby, let’s get a piece of paper and put the…."
And the tall man in black pressed his foot in Nike down, sponging the carpet but not enough to save the spider, victim of a father’s casual over-protective murderous instinct.
"Pidey?" "Mr. Spider? Guys? Where is Mr. Spider guys?"
"I was going to say "Let’s get a piece of paper and put the spider outside.""
"Oh. Sorry. I didn’t hear you." Stifled laughter in spurts erupted out of the tall man in black, casual murderer of small spiders in brown.
"Pidey? Buh-bye pidey."
Occasionally, when she is feeling unusually patriotic the tall woman in blue will ask the tall man in black if he would like, in addition to whatever questionable activity he is enjoying, to go club some baby seals. This is her way of noting that he is originally from that miserable tundra north of the Lakes and River and Parallel known as "The Village", or "gu-NA-da" where his aboriginal cousins supplement their annual incomes with seal hunts on the ice flows in Labrador. Baby seals are particularly prized, and not because of their cuteness. He usually laughs it off, and remarks that it’s the baby seals who make the best coats, and not because of their work ethic.
He is a murderer, and not to be trusted. His murderous ways are bound to influence and transform his innocent daughter into a casual Shiva, an indiscriminate assassin, a Sweater-unraveling un-Knitter. She is doomed to destroy.
The small toddler in brown returned to the tiny chalk outline over and over. "Buh bye pidey. Pidey? Pidey? Ba-bye!"
Eventually the tall woman in blue realized that the small toddler in brown was still in brown, her brown, as-yet-not-unraveled Sweater.
"Hey, take off your Sweater and stay a while, kid."
"No." The small toddler in brown is perfectly articulate in defiance.
"Baby, don’t you want to take your Sweater off?"
"Are you going out? Do you want to go out?"
"Are you all dressed up? Do you want to go clubbing?"
And the tall man in black pounced on the moment like a toddler in brown pouncing on a pidey, or a pidey pouncing on a fly.
"Baby, do you want to go clubbin’…..baby seals?"
And there was no denying whose casually murderous daughter she was. She was dressed in brown, but cloaked in black, just like her father.