Blog Post Endings

I guess she’ll always be my little girl, after all.

That’s what happens when you vote with your spineless amoeba brain.

What about you? Do you think cats are lazy bastards too, or do you hate America?

When life gives you your neighbour’s lemons, you make lemon buttercream frosting.

So, never go bowling with a woman.

Tragedy isn’t always tragic. Sometimes it’s cathartic.

Two more of these and I’ll be Mayor of Batman-capes-R-us on 4Square.

If I’ve learned anything from this experience, it’s that you can’t always trust Norm MacDonald to use the crevice tool on the sofa.

Although I mostly think Sartre was right and that hell is other people, today has made it hard not to think he was just thinking about the assholes he surrounded himself with. I hope you choose better friends in Heaven, Sartre.

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles when you use flea powder instead of baking powder. But seriously, you can’t expect me to show up to your church bake sale and not accidentally put the priest on the toilet for an hour.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Oh come on, you were thinking the same thing.

Backpacking Dad 1. Wal-Mart cart return 0.

Rather than write a real post, and reassured by Marinka’s post today that it’s the endings to posts that make or break you, I’m just going with endings today. It seemed fitting, since this is the last post I’ll ever write.

66 comments

1 The Domestic Goddess { 01.10.11 at 6:43 PM }

I should try that. But I’m pretty sure the end to every post is either”Just sayin’.”

2 The Domestic Goddess { 01.10.11 at 11:43 AM }

I should try that. But I'm pretty sure the end to every post is either"Just sayin'."

3 Marinka { 01.10.11 at 11:55 AM }

Nicely done.

P.S. :)

4 Marinka { 01.10.11 at 6:55 PM }

Nicely done.

P.S. :)

5 Marinka { 01.10.11 at 6:55 PM }

Nicely done.

P.S. :)

6 Beta Dad { 01.10.11 at 6:57 PM }

You forgot, “If you don’t hate children, please share this post via facebook, twitter, reddit, bullhorn, door hanger things, interpretive dance, and robocalling.”

7 Beta Dad { 01.10.11 at 11:57 AM }

You forgot, "If you don't hate children, please share this post via facebook, twitter, reddit, bullhorn, door hanger things, interpretive dance, and robocalling."

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9 Winn { 01.10.11 at 12:22 PM }

What?! No!!!!

10 Winn { 01.10.11 at 7:22 PM }

What?! No!!!!

11 Jenni { 01.10.11 at 12:49 PM }

This is the end, my friend? Way to bury the lead! But you just switched sites, didn't you?

12 Jenni { 01.10.11 at 7:49 PM }

This is the end, my friend? Way to bury the lead! But you just switched sites, didn’t you?

13 Nancy Syzdek { 01.10.11 at 1:37 PM }

Huh? Wah? Did I miss something?

14 Nancy Syzdek { 01.10.11 at 8:37 PM }

Huh? Wah? Did I miss something?

15 Phoenix Rising { 01.10.11 at 3:04 PM }

Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!

16 Phoenix Rising { 01.10.11 at 10:04 PM }

Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!

17 Phoenix Rising { 01.10.11 at 10:04 PM }

Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!

18 MommyNaniBooboo { 01.10.11 at 3:17 PM }

Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.

19 MommyNaniBooboo { 01.10.11 at 10:17 PM }

Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.

20 MommyNaniBooboo { 01.10.11 at 10:17 PM }

Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.

21 Karen6460 { 01.10.11 at 8:22 PM }

Are you going somewhere else? I'll miss reading about your adorable children.

22 Karen6460 { 01.11.11 at 3:22 AM }

Are you going somewhere else? I’ll miss reading about your adorable children.

23 Karen6460 { 01.11.11 at 3:22 AM }

Are you going somewhere else? I’ll miss reading about your adorable children.

24 Jennifer { 01.11.11 at 12:55 PM }

Nooooooooooo!???

25 Jennifer { 01.11.11 at 7:55 PM }

Nooooooooooo!???

26 UP { 01.11.11 at 4:55 PM }

Sadly, the day I discover you is the last day you post!

My timing has always sucked.

UP

27 Triplezmom { 01.11.11 at 6:26 PM }

What'chu talkin' about, Backpacking Dad?

28 Triplezmom { 01.12.11 at 1:26 AM }

What’chu talkin’ about, Backpacking Dad?

29 Triplezmom { 01.12.11 at 1:26 AM }

What’chu talkin’ about, Backpacking Dad?

30 Loukia { 01.11.11 at 9:32 PM }

Now if you were a really good blogger, you'd give us posts to go along with all these endings! ;)

31 Loukia { 01.12.11 at 4:32 AM }

Now if you were a really good blogger, you’d give us posts to go along with all these endings! ;)

32 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:44 PM }

Stay tuned for the Norm MacDonald story…..

33 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

No.

34 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:45 PM }

I'm not going anywhere.

35 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

I’m not going anywhere.

36 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

I’m not going anywhere.

37 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

No.

38 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

No.

39 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

No.

40 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:45 AM }

No.

41 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:46 PM }

Nothin'.

42 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:46 AM }

Nothin’.

43 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:46 AM }

If I were any good at this I’d tag posts for better archive searching.

44 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:46 PM }

If I were any good at this I'd tag posts for better archive searching.

45 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:47 PM }

No.

46 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:47 PM }

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

47 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

48 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

49 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

No.

50 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

No.

51 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

No.

52 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:47 PM }

I'm just meta.

53 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

I’m just meta.

54 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:47 AM }

I’m just meta.

55 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:48 PM }

I start with that one.

56 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:48 AM }

I start with that one.

57 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:48 AM }

I start with that one.

58 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:48 PM }

:}

59 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:48 AM }

:}

60 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:48 AM }

:}

61 Backpacking Dad { 01.11.11 at 9:49 PM }

….or what??????

62 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:49 AM }

….or what??????

63 Backpacking Dad { 01.12.11 at 4:49 AM }

….or what??????

64 The Accidental Blogg { 01.12.11 at 9:57 AM }

Shawn it's not even april fools day…

65 The Accidental Blogger { 01.12.11 at 4:57 PM }

Shawn it’s not even april fools day…

66 The Accidental Blogger { 01.12.11 at 4:57 PM }

Shawn it’s not even april fools day…