The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

by Backpacking Dad

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest dad bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy dad bloggers on the list, because every dad blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers

  1. Backpacking Dad
  2. Busy Dad
  3. Beta Dad
  4. The Jack B
  5. DC Urban Dad
  6. Joeprah
  7. Whit Honea
  8. Childs Play x 2
  9. Mr. Big Dubya
  10. Laid Off Dad
  11. Seattle Dad
  12. Metro Dad
  13. Clark Kent’s Lunchbox
  14. Mocha Dad
  15. Dada Rocks!
  16. Thingamababy
  17. Black Hockey Jesus
  18. Portland Dad
  19. The Daddy Yo Dude
  20. Funky Dung
  21. Playground Dad
  22. Pet Cobra
  23. Man vs. Dadhood
  24. Bobblehead Dad
  25. Mr. Lady

So, there you have it. If they aren’t on this list, they are less sexy than those who are on this list and, ergo, not worth reading when you could be reading these sexy bastards.

Lists are helpful, yes?

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  • http://twitter.com/robinplemmons Robin Plemmons

    I'm so turned on right now. Excuse me for a minute.

  • Redneck Mommy

    I hope Shannon kicks your arse.

    That said, I totally agree she belongs on the list.

  • Parry Headrick

    I'm currently booking appointments for liposuction, botox, palates and breast augmentation. Grrrr.

    -Dadlbast.com

  • Parry Headrick

    Edit: it's Dadblast.com – (added a random "l" above). But still, Grrr.

  • http://www.loulousviews.com Loukia

    I didn't even know that many MALE bloggers existed! I think I'm familiar with like five on your list.

  • http://www.thejackb.com/ The JackB

    It took seven years but I finally made it. Woohoo!

  • http://www.busydadblog.com BusyDad

    So should you not be able to fulfill your duties, or those outtakes from the Hot Blogger Calendar ever surface, that means I get to assume your title and inherit your Twitter followers?

  • http://TheProductiveDad.com Dean Ouellette

    Obviously you need a top 25 new in 2011 daddy bloggers… although i still may not be on the sexy list

  • DadStreet

    I suck, I'm not sexy, and I don't have a backpack. Is there hope? Should I just throw in the towel now?

  • http://TheProductiveDad.com Dean Ouellette

    And thanks for sharing this, always great to find new blogs to add to the rss reader

  • Lemonysarah

    I love your adding Mr. Lady to the list. Shannon rocks! Oh, so do you. :)

  • http://twitter.com/rustilyn rusti

    sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn’t have to research to find the answer…

  • http://twitter.com/rustilyn rusti

    sooo many new blogs to read, tweeters to follow… where shall I find the time? ;) thanks for making the list so I didn't have to research to find the answer…

  • http://profiles.google.com/rageagainsttheminivan Kristen Howerton

    I've been needing a new blog badge. Are you for hire? Very edgy.

  • http://twitter.com/moooooog35 moooooog35

    I think you forgot to add me. Now is your chance at redemption.

  • http://twitter.com/ThaDevineMsB TheDivineMsB

    Still funny as hell! Think I am liking the comments even more… Looks like you may very well get bitch slapped by one or two….just saying LOLOLOL

  • http://www.hangingwithdad.com Adam

    I'd be offended, except I don't really mind that you don't find me sexy.

  • http://www.gladdads.com Danny Grubb

    I'm glad I dodged that bullet… the last thing I want my readers to expect of me is a minimal level of hygiene!

  • http://www.digitalshepherds.com/blog Tshaka

    Actually, I'm so sexy the list couldn't even contain me (ahem, ergo, my not being on it). Nothing can contain me! I'm like that giant blue dewd. You know, the one named after a famous NY city? Only I wear boxers not mankini drawers! tee hee

  • http://twitter.com/TwoBusy TwoBusy

    Thank you for giving me something to aspire to.

  • http://arewestillcool.com Cool Dad

    Dangit. This is my first time here, and you have no idea who I am, but I'm still disappointed to have not made the list. Another Top 25 Sexiest List that I've missed out on. (the last one being Top 25 Sexiest Living or Non-Living Things in Our House)

  • http://www.ThisDaddysblog.blogspot.com/ Scott

    Damn, Im outraged by not being on the list.

  • Mr Lady

    I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I'd ever received. Sadly, it isn't.

  • Mr Lady

    I wish this was the first dad blogging list/award I’d ever received. Sadly, it isn’t.

  • http://suzrocks.com/blog SuzRocks

    I sense that there may have been some bias in the ordering of the sexy dad bloggers. I was just going to say that I would go check the others out, and then felt bad that I was going to 'check out' a dad. That makes it seem like I'm hitting on dads somehow.

    anywho…congrats on being #1!

  • http://twitter.com/DaddyFiles Aaron Gouveia

    I don't mind not making the list but how is Tshaka not on there? That dude is all sexy!

  • http://profiles.google.com/woundedwarriorkids Eric Costantino

    You forgot the sexiest dad of all! Of course it is Wacky Dad! That notecard must have fallen out of the pile or something!

  • http://www.dcurbandad.com DCUrbanDad

    Oh I feel sexy now with spit up all over me and a days worth of stank coating my skin.

  • Whit

    Finally, a list that understands me.

  • http://www.butterbeanandcobra.blogspot.com Betadad

    Yes. I'm on the podium! I never thought it would happen to me. Sorry it took me so long to say my thank you's, but I went on a bit of a bender after I got the news last night.

  • http://twitter.com/LOD Doug French

    This sexiness is a burden. All my smoldering keeps melting my keyboards.

  • http://twitter.com/homeanduncool homeanduncool

    This is shameless. I should have thought of it first. Bastard!

  • http://www.BloggerFather.com BloggerFather

    If only there were 26 of them! Can we still vote every day?

  • http://tutusandconverse.wordpress.com pamela

    Oh yeah. I think Mr Lady should be higher up on the list. I <3 Mr Lady

  • http://bitchinwivesclub.com/ Amy @ Bitchin'

    I'm not sure which got a bigger laugh: The fact that you put Shannon last on the list or that your put yourself first. I do have to say that you put together a damn sexy list, though. :)

  • http://justaddfather.com/ Wolf Pascoe

    Would it be all right if I told my wife I was number 26?

  • http://twitter.com/Juliaroberts1 JuliaRoberts1

    A very good compilation of the sexist kind of Dad Bloggers. Yum!

  • http://twitter.com/PetCobra Jason Avant

    I nominate myself and beg for votes on Twitter 28 times a day and I'm only #22? THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED.

  • http://mom-101.com Liz Gumbinner

    What, no Lesbian Dad?

  • http://www.arcticllama.com/index.htm ArcticLlama

    Maybe I should stop using clipart as my pic over on UndefeatedDaddy.com – I'm thinking top 10 :)

  • http://twitter.com/MarinkaNYC MarinkaNYC

    Who's Backpacking Dad?

  • http://twitter.com/TheJulieMarsh Julie Marsh

    All these names in one place. Oh my, is it getting warm in here?

  • Gaynycdad

    I guess I was #26! http://www.gaynycdad.com

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ R_Mattocks

    This one's going next to all my high school soccer trophies.

  • http://www.daddymojo.net/ Trey Burley

    My backpack is old and busted. My diaper bag though is new hotness.

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  • http://funkydung.com/ Eric Williams

    LOL. I just found this (while trying to figure out why I was getting so much traffic from this site). You crack me up, dude. You should have saved this for April Fools Day. ;)

  • http://funkydung.com/ Eric Williams

    I'm Funky Dung, for those who don't know.

  • http://www.thedivinemissmommy.com Stacie Haight Conner

    Funky Dung. Just the name alone should catapult him into the top five. And BHJ.

  • http://twitter.com/TechyDad TechyDad

    I'm not on the list, but I'm not bitter. I'll just send case after case of Twinkies to the dads who are on the list until I'm the sexiest by comparison! [insert evil laugh here]

    • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

      Where are my Twinkies?

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