All My Life I’ve Dreamed of Being in Redbook magazine

Well, not actually all my life.

Not really any part of my life.

In point of fact, it never occurred to me that writing for Redbook was even an option.

And yet, somehow, I got to do a little bit of work for them this month. It’s a list piece, “What Not to Say to a Man You Love”, and it includes one-liners from me, Troy Pattee, and Redbook’s in-house dude Aaron Traister. Go see if you can tell which ones are mine.