I don’t like mornings. This morning I liked mornings even less. “I told her “No, maybe later,” and awaited the plaintive butwhys. They came, and I endured, eyes still closed tight against the bright day. Not right now, not this early. Surely we can wait until at least afternoon to play video games.” Read more…
Category: Other Writing
How I Nearly Ruined Christmas: A True Story.
The day was supposed to be easy. We were just going to go get a Christmas tree at a lot. Instead… “We sat in the Denny’s and while my wife looked for another lot, I sat in frustrated, moody monotonous silence, occasionally snapping at the kids when they got too loud. Every word out of…
Kickin’ It, Robe-Style
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, today is the day I will post a picture of myself in a robe, and then caption it in several possibly humorous or perhaps thoughtful ways“? So…just me, huh? Robe. I love my robe.