Category: Ridiculousness

Introduction: A broad statement of the general problem of your kids annoying me opens the paragraph. A remark making the problem stand out as a problem for others follows the first sentence. An account of several options for dealing with the problem concludes with one option being selected as premiere. A thesis statement announcing the…

1. I’m eating a sandwich. 2. I’m halfway through this sandwich. 3. I’m done with this sandwich. 4. I’m drinking a Pepsi Max. 5. The episode of Freaks and Geeks I was just watching from the DVR ended and the TV switched over to the last channel I was watching, which happens to be airing…

I am not a morning person. You know how people say that and then what they mean is they don’t get up at 5am? I mean that I wouldn’t even get up at 8am if I didn’t have a toddler complaining about his baby cage for 45 minutes (so, doing the math, he gets up…