Erin intercepted me as I approached the living room. “Don’t wake up Mommy, Daddy. Mommy is sleeping.” Erin and Emily were playing “Bedtime”, which is a fabulous game that normalizes the sleep routine for your toddler or pre-schooler and makes them champion sleepers who never ever wake up in the middle of the night and…
Category: Ridiculousness
This Blog Is Now DRM-Protected
If you are reading this post, then I sure hope you gave me a dollar. See, I’m a creator. An artist. A media producer. I deserve to be paid for my work, so I charge for it. It’s $1 per visit per IP address. So if you are reading this in a feed reader I…
This Title Is Six Words
This sentence is six words. This subsequent sentence is seven words. This paragraph now reads at twenty-one words. My day was. Live and prosper. So.