Some deceptions and falsehoods are so insidious and imperiling that they must be combated at once. In the case of Nickelodeon’s Spongebob Squarepants, a television show I have only recently had the displeasure of acquainting myself with, the lies are blatant.
Spongebob does not wear square pants. You’ve all just been letting this slide for years without doing anything about it, but now it’s time to take action.
First, The Evidence:
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You know what? I just did a Google search for “Spongebob Squarepants does not have square pants” and came across another blogger with the same revelation. How about I just link to him instead?
I’ll Just Send Them An E-mail: Spongebob Squarepants does not have square pants.
What’s great about that post is that he (1) actually seems to have written Nickelodeon a letter and (2) actually seems to have received a reply.
Enjoy the rest of your geometrically correct day.
Wait a minute – the pirate's name is "Patchy"? That is SO NOT what I had named him in my head.
also, a carpet – neither car nor pet.
also, a carpet – neither car nor pet.
Ah, the great mysteries of life. Sponge Bob and his non-square pants and why people go on Maury to get Paternity tests. Oy.
Ah, the great mysteries of life. Sponge Bob and his non-square pants and why people go on Maury to get Paternity tests. Oy.
I think the problem is that if he indeed had square pants he'd also have plumber's crack.
I think the problem is that if he indeed had square pants he’d also have plumber’s crack.
It's ridiculous really, false advertising. Spongebob Fakerpants.
I JUST DONT CARE I HAVE A THING IN MY PRIVATE RIGHT NOW