More Last Tweets: What’s the Last Thing the World Would Ever Read of You?

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Back in August I went through my Twitcleaner report and discovered dozens of people who were no longer actively Tweeting. Since I had to click through to their profiles in order to unfollow them, I was able to read the last tweets they ever wrote. Sometimes the last tweet provided a small glimpse into the reason they were no longer using Twitter; sometimes it was just fun or spooky or tragic to read reasons into those last 140 character strings.

It has been a while since I have run a Twitcleaner report, but I did another one this morning. This time around there were more names I recognized among those who haven’t tweeted in a while, and it made me sad to know they had gone inactive. But just as before, there were some funny, spooky, tragic, and strange #LastTweets to go out on.

I’m going to go with “No.”
http://twitter.com/#!/KatesCrazyLife/status/32915147647356929

I smell a conspiracy. What was in that picture, Carrie? What did someone not want us to see? 
http://twitter.com/#!/koehmstedt/status/29365909982281730

 
 Which one is the “bug alot?”
http://twitter.com/#!/AmyFishKnees/status/25231941976457216

 
  Confirmed: Bon Jovi concerts are dangerous.
http://twitter.com/#!/rachellems/status/13526727238094848

 
I suspect the former Duke did not take this lying down. 
http://twitter.com/#!/SaintJer/status/13332024941084672

 
The fatal thumb injury. 
http://twitter.com/#!/indigoeyes/status/12188647621140480

 
 When the Men in Black arrived at her door, she never expected them to say, “It’s about your tweeting.”
http://twitter.com/#!/oscarelli/status/9427899329290240

 
 If you try playing Beatles songs on your iPod that you didn’t download from iTunes, your house explodes. There’s an app for that.
http://twitter.com/#!/twgallagher/status/4728285854433280

 
It’s hard to run and tweet at the same time. BUT IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, KELLY. Quitter. 
http://twitter.com/#!/macaroniandglue/status/3446032738291712

 
 The Dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland. Pat woke up in the past and will be back on Twitter when her new grungy timeline catches up.
http://twitter.com/#!/PartyPlanPat/status/25556129095

 
 Don’t tweet and drive.
http://twitter.com/#!/aummom/status/24166717019

 
They finally caught up with the notorious KBB. 
http://twitter.com/#!/KelseyBeeBot/status/22580667856

 
Maybe. I hope you did. 
http://twitter.com/#!/laughdontcry/status/22308781038

 
 Jacquie got so pissed off at her Droid that she flounced away from the Internet, never to be heard from again.
http://twitter.com/#!/me_Jacquie/status/21864555762

 
She left the TV on and caught 2 minutes of “Man vs. Food” afterwards and didn’t have the resources to survive another round of puking. 
http://twitter.com/#!/mommypie/status/20854739312

 
I hope she found her perspective.  
http://twitter.com/#!/denisejacks/status/20240943201

 
 Note to self: Avoid the rock garden on the Pinhoti.
http://twitter.com/#!/alatrails/status/20159333174

 
 
This is the only one that I’m positive is a farewell tweet. (Note, she has updated her blog intermittently since leaving Twitter.) 
http://twitter.com/#!/DonMillsDiva/status/5082799801

15 thoughts on “More Last Tweets: What’s the Last Thing the World Would Ever Read of You?”

  5. Of course, all of this begs the question…if you knew it was your last tweet, what would it be?

  7. I'm very sorry that I was gramatically incorrect in my last Tweet. If I start tweeting again, I promise to be alot better. Shoot – I just can't shake it.

      1. If that is what bug alots get to do – I'm totally turning into one!

  8. I’m very sorry that I was gramatically incorrect in my last Tweet. If I start tweeting again, I promise to be alot better. Shoot – I just can’t shake it.

  9. I knew I would be on this list. I'm also really good at going through my reader.

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