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More Last Tweets: What’s the Last Thing the World Would Ever Read of You?

Posted on 03/07/201103/10/2011 by Backpacking Dad

Back in August I went through my Twitcleaner report and discovered dozens of people who were no longer actively Tweeting. Since I had to click through to their profiles in order to unfollow them, I was able to read the last tweets they ever wrote. Sometimes the last tweet provided a small glimpse into the reason they were no longer using Twitter; sometimes it was just fun or spooky or tragic to read reasons into those last 140 character strings.

It has been a while since I have run a Twitcleaner report, but I did another one this morning. This time around there were more names I recognized among those who haven’t tweeted in a while, and it made me sad to know they had gone inactive. But just as before, there were some funny, spooky, tragic, and strange #LastTweets to go out on.

I’m going to go with “No.”
http://twitter.com/#!/KatesCrazyLife/status/32915147647356929

I smell a conspiracy. What was in that picture, Carrie? What did someone not want us to see? 
http://twitter.com/#!/koehmstedt/status/29365909982281730

 
 Which one is the “bug alot?”
http://twitter.com/#!/AmyFishKnees/status/25231941976457216

 
  Confirmed: Bon Jovi concerts are dangerous.
http://twitter.com/#!/rachellems/status/13526727238094848

 
I suspect the former Duke did not take this lying down. 
http://twitter.com/#!/SaintJer/status/13332024941084672

 
The fatal thumb injury. 
http://twitter.com/#!/indigoeyes/status/12188647621140480

 
 When the Men in Black arrived at her door, she never expected them to say, “It’s about your tweeting.”
http://twitter.com/#!/oscarelli/status/9427899329290240

 
 If you try playing Beatles songs on your iPod that you didn’t download from iTunes, your house explodes. There’s an app for that.
http://twitter.com/#!/twgallagher/status/4728285854433280

 
It’s hard to run and tweet at the same time. BUT IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, KELLY. Quitter. 
http://twitter.com/#!/macaroniandglue/status/3446032738291712

 
 The Dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland. Pat woke up in the past and will be back on Twitter when her new grungy timeline catches up.
http://twitter.com/#!/PartyPlanPat/status/25556129095

 
 Don’t tweet and drive.
http://twitter.com/#!/aummom/status/24166717019

 
They finally caught up with the notorious KBB. 
http://twitter.com/#!/KelseyBeeBot/status/22580667856

 
Maybe. I hope you did. 
http://twitter.com/#!/laughdontcry/status/22308781038

 
 Jacquie got so pissed off at her Droid that she flounced away from the Internet, never to be heard from again.
http://twitter.com/#!/me_Jacquie/status/21864555762

 
She left the TV on and caught 2 minutes of “Man vs. Food” afterwards and didn’t have the resources to survive another round of puking. 
http://twitter.com/#!/mommypie/status/20854739312

 
I hope she found her perspective.  
http://twitter.com/#!/denisejacks/status/20240943201

 
 Note to self: Avoid the rock garden on the Pinhoti.
http://twitter.com/#!/alatrails/status/20159333174

 
 
This is the only one that I’m positive is a farewell tweet. (Note, she has updated her blog intermittently since leaving Twitter.) 
http://twitter.com/#!/DonMillsDiva/status/5082799801

15 thoughts on “More Last Tweets: What’s the Last Thing the World Would Ever Read of You?”

  1. Avitable says:
    03/07/2011 at 8:38 AM

    I am totally stealing this idea.

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      03/07/2011 at 8:39 AM

      I highly encourage it.

  2. Anonymous says:
    03/07/2011 at 8:40 AM

    This will be my last tweet. Goodbye cruel world…..

  3. Anonymous says:
    03/07/2011 at 3:40 PM

    This will be my last tweet. Goodbye cruel world…..

  4. Anonymous says:
    03/07/2011 at 8:41 AM

    This will be my very hast tweet. goodbye cruel world……

  5. Anonymous says:
    03/07/2011 at 1:24 PM

    Of course, all of this begs the question…if you knew it was your last tweet, what would it be?

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      03/07/2011 at 3:32 PM

      "Now that I've won the lottery I'm moving to Mars!"

  6. sara dahlman says:
    03/07/2011 at 2:25 PM

    Great post! Shall keep this in mind with each tweet from this point forward.

  7. Amy FishKnees says:
    03/07/2011 at 3:49 PM

    I'm very sorry that I was gramatically incorrect in my last Tweet. If I start tweeting again, I promise to be alot better. Shoot – I just can't shake it.

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      03/07/2011 at 3:52 PM

      You're alive!! Having turned into the bug alot I thought you were doing what bug alots do: cavort in meadows and drink slushies.

      1. Amy FishKnees says:
        03/07/2011 at 3:59 PM

        If that is what bug alots get to do – I'm totally turning into one!

  8. Amy FishKnees says:
    03/07/2011 at 10:49 PM

    I’m very sorry that I was gramatically incorrect in my last Tweet. If I start tweeting again, I promise to be alot better. Shoot – I just can’t shake it.

  9. Jenni says:
    03/15/2011 at 1:48 PM

    I knew I would be on this list. I'm also really good at going through my reader.

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      03/15/2011 at 1:56 PM

      Ha! There you are :}

  10. Kevin Marshall says:
    07/07/2011 at 12:08 PM

    Himm….this is an awesome list!

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