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I Have Seen Into Robert Pattinson’s Future…

Posted on 04/23/2011 by Backpacking Dad

…and it is hilarious.

So, you all love Robert Pattison, right? He’s just so dreamy or something. I mean, look at the guy.

He’s got a kind of scruffy, no-tan thing working for him. Instant heart-throb. Cue squees.

I am reminded of another scruffy, no-tan heart-throb, from many years ago. Tell me, have you seen Peggy Sue Got Married? Recently? Here is Kevin J. O’Connor as the James Dean of the high school.

With his unruly hair and his scruffy appearance, Kevin J. O’Connor was set for life, right ladies?

But then….something happened…..

All that scruffy, no-tan handsomeness turned into…Benny. Oh, and he also started to go very, very bald.

Watch your back, Rob. And your hairline.

15 thoughts on “I Have Seen Into Robert Pattinson’s Future…”

  1. carrie koehmstedt says:
    04/23/2011 at 9:15 AM

    not funny… besides, have you seen his dad? it's all in the genes, no Benny for Rob.

  2. Kyddryn says:
    04/23/2011 at 10:17 AM

    Umm…Robert who???

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

  3. TheDivineMsB says:
    04/23/2011 at 11:57 AM

    Luckily I am a Johnny Depp kind of gal… and he still has a beautiful head of hair. And baldness actually comes from the mothers' side of the family… so check HER side. I know… my dad was nearly bald, my brother full head of hair. Just sayin.

  4. Anonymous says:
    04/23/2011 at 7:59 PM

    Because of this revelation, I will now have a Happy Easter. Thank you.

    Casey

  5. BloggerFather says:
    04/23/2011 at 10:47 PM

    In your face, vampire bitch!

  6. Anabolic Steroids says:
    04/25/2011 at 7:18 AM

    wow had no idea that was him in the mummy he looked so unhandsome.

  7. Memoirs of a Single says:
    04/25/2011 at 12:31 PM

    Maybe I have heart throb potential afterall…

  8. DCUrbanDad says:
    04/26/2011 at 7:34 AM

    You are a wise wise man.

  9. The JackB says:
    04/26/2011 at 10:47 PM

    I think that Pattinson is the next Leif Garret.

  10. Bullgrit says:
    04/27/2011 at 7:53 AM

    Depp, Pitt, and such are actually really handsome men even when they play less than appealing characters. Pattinson really isn't anything better than average looking, but he's been playing a particular character that women apparently really like. So, yeah, we he moves on to a character that doesn't play on women's heart strings, he'll loose that attraction.

  11. Kim says:
    04/27/2011 at 9:07 AM

    I don't get it either. Maybe it's because I don't get vampires. Okay I just don't like vampires.

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  13. Kelly Kinkaid says:
    05/03/2011 at 2:29 PM

    I've never found Robert Pattison attractive. Something about his gruffy appearance gives me the impression that he might smell. I can't prove it or anything, but my instincts are usually right on. Yup. He's a smelly one. Not my type.

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