So, Liz just got the squickiest pitch ever. I think if we all took a step back and thought about it for a minute, it just seems considerate and helpful to a group of women who have to deal with a certain biological issue.
However…who wants to talk about this with their mom?
I just know that the guys are feeling left out here. We hardly ever get really really really really awesome pitches like this. But I think our future looks something like the following:
Life moves too quickly. Your dad has a lot of work piling up. He could use a drink. He could use a long motorcycle ride down the coast. He could definitely use some Wang Cream. Sometimes dad just doesn’t have the greatest epidermal moisture content “down there”, for whatever reason, and Wang Cream offers current comfort and future protection against all chafing issues. This Father’s Day, remember Dad in your heart, and “spread” the word about Wang Cream.
I can’t wait.
The implications of "help her be more comfortable with Replens" just gives me the absolute worst mental picture ever, anywhere. Help her out?? What, in case she can't reach?
Jesus.
It's pretty bad.
What if your mom has a wang? This is 2011 you know.
See? PR companies never get it right.
Just too funny… c'mon, it's funny when they get it wrong and you slap them on the wrist… what happens when they really screw up?
Deadlines can really dry out a vagina.
"Feeling deadline-dry? Try new…" I don't know why they didn't go with that one.
I have a post up today about receiving the vag lube PR pitch also. In fact, I printed the entire pitch out so everyone could read it in its entirety. (With my own responses edited in.) Worst PR pitch EVER … except for the blog fodder it provided! http://www.TwentyFourAtHeart.com/twenty_four_at_h…