So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest mom bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy mom bloggers on the list, because every mom blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers.
A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.
So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers
You’re probably on the list. You should probably assume that you are. So grab a badge. They’re free.
Just copy and paste the code below, without the outside quotation marks.
“<a title=””Top” href=””http://backpackingdad.com/2011/04/the-top-25-sexiest-mom-bloggers/””></a><a title=”Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers” href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/backpackingdad/5640761719/”><img src=”http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5109/5640761719_6cdc3025c5.jpg” alt=”Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers” width=”150″ height=”150″ /></a>”
80 thoughts on “The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers”
I love you.
Woohoo! I've never made a Top Anything list before. Wicked awesome.
Well played Burns. Well played.
Awesome. I was totally rolling my eyes when I clicked on the link, like "what a completely stupid list to make" but was curious who'd be on it. SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
I want that code. But you screwed it up. Put it up and I will put it on my blog STAT or post haste or right away.
You just brought sexy back!
BWAHAHAHA! Oh, I really needed a good laugh today! Thank you.
WHoo hoo! Made the list!
Hilarious. Stay tuned for my up and coming Sexiest Dad Bloggers blog post…
I already did that one.
This is awesome! (new reader).
Definitely posting this onto my blog! lol.
Not to mention your mad graphic art skilz!
I'm still cracking up over this
I was procrastinating instead of writing when I saw a tweet about your post on Twitter and had to come over. Dude, brilliant. You're the upside to my procrastination. Loved it.
Now your chances of getting invited to join the Golden Gate Mothers Group are even slimmer. On the other hand, it's not exactly To His Coy Mistress.
Awesomest post evah. :) Totally. Now you've done dads and moms, looking forward to "best blogger kids" post follow up.
My Harper would totes make that list. http://missharpermoo.blogspot.com/
You're crazy, you are.
I'm confident that the story about the chunk of grass in my nose definitely puts me on this list. Hotness. I have it.
That is deeply wonderful.
woohoo! I feel so honored! Thank you thank you.
I didn't have time to prepare a speech though!
BTW, you're brilliant.
I have no witty or even relevant response, just that I wish you'd been at Mom2Summit.
Ha, this made my day. The badge is especially classy. I may need a bumper sticker to match.
Hahahahaha, that is fantastic!!!!!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? I DARED TO COME HERE TO FIND MY NAME ON THE LIST BECAUSE *duh* ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERY OTHER UN-SEXY MOM BLOGGER MADE THE LIST, TOO?
Next time I come here, I want to see my name on some kind of list, or I WILL be starting a Twitter campaign.
You have been warned.
I can't believe I made the list and I'm not even a mom blogger!!!1!one! :D
Best. List. Post. Ever.
I knew it would be something like this, I knew you weren't that stupid. But I clicked anyway. Well played.
That is all.
That was so funny. Honey.
Beyond Brilliant. Stupendous, even. Certainly not stupid.
I could swear I just heard chickens clucking in the background … you hear em?
Can you make us a Twibbon, too?
Now this is hilarious! I needed a laugh today. And you are a smart man! lol
You're the best!
I finally made a list!!
So glad my husband doesn't have to kick your a**…bwahahahaha!
Haha! That totally hooked me…I bit. And I laughed. Good one.
oh, i was so worried you were going to do it. smart man :)
What an honor! I'd like to thank my parents, because they're the reason I'm so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he's the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.
What an honor! I’d like to thank my parents, because they’re the reason I’m so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he’s the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.
You've said so much by saying so little.
I'm going to have to write a "25 Least Sexy Mom Bloogers" post and see how that is received.
Yeah me!!! I'd like to thank my 10 readers (yes, that includes you Mom) and Backpacking Dad for having such blog power to be able to hand out this award. I am all verklempt and stuff.
I was like "Oh what now from him?". Didn't disappoint. Never does.
That is pretty darn funny!
you had me at 'woohoo!!'–I'll be honest. It was the double exclamation point that sealed the deal.
This is by far the greatest blog post I've read in Years! I will be adding my button now.
Best.post.ever. You are brilliant!
I just laughed out loud for real. The badge is the best part!
Oooh, I love you.
Damn- I missed out on making another list.
You might be the smartest man ever.
Brilliant. And hey, I finally made a list!
You are a smart man! I may just grab that badge; after all, we're all sexy in our own way ;)
Woohoo! Oh yeah! Needed a laugh this morning…
Dude! My thought at seeing the headline was, "He must've missed a dosage of meds or something." Turns out that wasn't the case. Good one.
Insert gratuitous I-made-the-list joke here. Also? I'm surprised I did make the list b/c A) I'm pretty sure you haven't read my blog, (But I could be wrong… please let me be wrong) and B) I'm not your typical Mom Blogger.
Grabbing my badge and running now before you yank it out of my hands and take me off the list.
This is why you are my favorite.
Best Top 25 list ever.
Coffee alomist came out my nose.
Does that make me a sexy Mom Blogger on top of being a sexy Dad Blogger?
Have I ever told you what a smart man you are? And sexy bloggy too!
You Sir, are a genius.
Keep drinkin' what you're drinkin' and keep wearing those rose-colored glasses! Thanks for including me on your list! I've always believed in Disney Magic!
Now, I will just wait for the sexiest Drag Bloggers!
I'd like to thank God and the fans in the balcony.
After not making the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers, I'll totally take this one. Thanks!
You made me laugh. Thank you. Joy
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