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The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

Posted on 04/21/201104/21/2011 by Backpacking Dad

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest mom bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy mom bloggers on the list, because every mom blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

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You’re probably on the list. You should probably assume that you are. So grab a badge. They’re free.

Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

Just copy and paste the code below, without the outside quotation marks.

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80 thoughts on “The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers”

  1. Suebob says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:35 AM

    I love you.

  2. Cool Legumes says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:36 AM

    Woohoo! I've never made a Top Anything list before. Wicked awesome.

  3. Redneck Mommy says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:36 AM

    Well played Burns. Well played.

  4. Andrea Memenas says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:39 AM

    Awesome. I was totally rolling my eyes when I clicked on the link, like "what a completely stupid list to make" but was curious who'd be on it. SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

  5. Stephano says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:39 AM

    I want that code. But you screwed it up. Put it up and I will put it on my blog STAT or post haste or right away.

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      04/21/2011 at 11:42 AM

      Fixed.

  6. Lost in Suburbia says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:40 AM

    Chicken!

  7. Devan @AccustomedCha says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:41 AM

    Bahaha! SMART.MAN!!

  8. Devra says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:43 AM

    You just brought sexy back!

  9. Angela@BeggingTheAns says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:43 AM

    BWAHAHAHA! Oh, I really needed a good laugh today! Thank you.

  10. SarahBee says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:43 AM

    WHoo hoo! Made the list!

  11. Jennifer Phillips says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:44 AM

    Love it!

  12. Rhea says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:44 AM

    Hilarious. Stay tuned for my up and coming Sexiest Dad Bloggers blog post…

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      04/21/2011 at 11:48 AM

      I already did that one.

  13. Jessica says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:47 AM

    This is awesome! (new reader).
    Definitely posting this onto my blog! lol.
    Whoooo!

  14. PunditMom aka Joanne says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:52 AM

    Not to mention your mad graphic art skilz!

  15. Kristi Davis says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:53 AM

    I'm still cracking up over this

  16. Cynthia Samuels says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:57 AM

    The best!

  17. Jomannix says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:10 PM

    I was procrastinating instead of writing when I saw a tweet about your post on Twitter and had to come over. Dude, brilliant. You're the upside to my procrastination. Loved it.

  18. Columbiarose says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:12 PM

    Now your chances of getting invited to join the Golden Gate Mothers Group are even slimmer. On the other hand, it's not exactly To His Coy Mistress.

  19. Jowhite says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:20 PM

    Awesomest post evah. :) Totally. Now you've done dads and moms, looking forward to "best blogger kids" post follow up.

    1. MinnesotaJoY says:
      04/21/2011 at 12:50 PM

      My Harper would totes make that list. http://missharpermoo.blogspot.com/

  20. Tina @SendChocolateN says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:24 PM

    You're crazy, you are.

  21. meghann @ midgetinva says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:26 PM

    I'm confident that the story about the chunk of grass in my nose definitely puts me on this list. Hotness. I have it.

  22. Vodkamom says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:27 PM

    brilliant.

  23. tjoselow says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:29 PM

    That is deeply wonderful.

  24. Melanie says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:41 PM

    #winning!

  25. Pamela P. says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:41 PM

    woohoo! I feel so honored! Thank you thank you.

    I didn't have time to prepare a speech though!

    BTW, you're brilliant.

  26. Julie Marsh says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:44 PM

    I have no witty or even relevant response, just that I wish you'd been at Mom2Summit.

  27. ChiMomWriter says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:57 PM

    Ha, this made my day. The badge is especially classy. I may need a bumper sticker to match.

  28. mama647 says:
    04/21/2011 at 12:59 PM

    Hahahahaha, that is fantastic!!!!!

  29. Angie [A Whole Lot o says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:04 PM

    IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? I DARED TO COME HERE TO FIND MY NAME ON THE LIST BECAUSE *duh* ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERY OTHER UN-SEXY MOM BLOGGER MADE THE LIST, TOO?

    Next time I come here, I want to see my name on some kind of list, or I WILL be starting a Twitter campaign.

    You have been warned.

  30. Chibi Jeebs says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:08 PM

    I can't believe I made the list and I'm not even a mom blogger!!!1!one! :D

  31. Lucretia M Pruitt says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:09 PM

    Best. List. Post. Ever.

    Woot!

  32. Stacey (aka WM) says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:12 PM

    Brilliant

  33. Anonymous says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:13 PM

    I knew it would be something like this, I knew you weren't that stupid. But I clicked anyway. Well played.

  34. Susan Getgood says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:27 PM

    Perfection.
    That is all.

  35. Suzy Soro says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:36 PM

    That was so funny. Honey.

  36. Lauren Hale says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:38 PM

    Beyond Brilliant. Stupendous, even. Certainly not stupid.

  37. Cat Davis @ 3 Kids a says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:39 PM

    I could swear I just heard chickens clucking in the background … you hear em?

    :P

  38. Angella says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:44 PM

    Can you make us a Twibbon, too?

  39. Chele says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:47 PM

    Now this is hilarious! I needed a laugh today. And you are a smart man! lol

  40. Anne Younger says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:48 PM

    You're the best!
    I finally made a list!!

  41. wendy says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:49 PM

    So glad my husband doesn't have to kick your a**…bwahahahaha!

  42. Jennifer @ The Farri says:
    04/21/2011 at 1:49 PM

    Haha! That totally hooked me…I bit. And I laughed. Good one.

  43. Danielle says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:01 PM

    oh, i was so worried you were going to do it. smart man :)

  44. Jessica McFadden says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:05 PM

    Funny!

  45. Jessica McFadden says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:05 PM

    Funny!

  46. The Smalltown Mama says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:09 PM

    What an honor! I'd like to thank my parents, because they're the reason I'm so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he's the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.

  47. The Smalltown Mama says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:09 PM

    What an honor! I’d like to thank my parents, because they’re the reason I’m so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he’s the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.

  48. MommieDaze says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:13 PM

    You've said so much by saying so little.

  49. Trooper Thorn says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:21 PM

    I'm going to have to write a "25 Least Sexy Mom Bloogers" post and see how that is received.

  50. Amanda says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:21 PM

    Yeah me!!! I'd like to thank my 10 readers (yes, that includes you Mom) and Backpacking Dad for having such blog power to be able to hand out this award. I am all verklempt and stuff.

  51. Mary Greene says:
    04/21/2011 at 2:26 PM

    I was like "Oh what now from him?". Didn't disappoint. Never does.

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  53. JujuLoves says:
    04/21/2011 at 4:51 PM

    That is pretty darn funny!

  54. teachmama says:
    04/21/2011 at 7:26 PM

    you had me at 'woohoo!!'–I'll be honest. It was the double exclamation point that sealed the deal.

  55. Usedtobeme . says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:23 PM

    This is by far the greatest blog post I've read in Years! I will be adding my button now.

  56. karinwithani says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:33 PM

    Best.post.ever. You are brilliant!

  57. Snarky Mommy says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:36 PM

    I just laughed out loud for real. The badge is the best part!

  58. Karianna says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:41 PM

    Oooh, I love you.

  59. The JackB says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:42 PM

    Damn- I missed out on making another list.

  60. MamaRobinJ says:
    04/21/2011 at 9:46 PM

    You might be the smartest man ever.

  61. Christina McMenemy says:
    04/21/2011 at 11:47 PM

    Brilliant. And hey, I finally made a list!

  62. Kat says:
    04/22/2011 at 4:50 AM

    You are a smart man! I may just grab that badge; after all, we're all sexy in our own way ;)

  63. Bethany says:
    04/22/2011 at 7:27 AM

    Woohoo! Oh yeah! Needed a laugh this morning…

  64. R_Mattocks says:
    04/22/2011 at 8:09 AM

    Dude! My thought at seeing the headline was, "He must've missed a dosage of meds or something." Turns out that wasn't the case. Good one.

  65. Becky Hood says:
    04/22/2011 at 10:51 AM

    Insert gratuitous I-made-the-list joke here. Also? I'm surprised I did make the list b/c A) I'm pretty sure you haven't read my blog, (But I could be wrong… please let me be wrong) and B) I'm not your typical Mom Blogger.

    Grabbing my badge and running now before you yank it out of my hands and take me off the list.

  66. marty l says:
    04/22/2011 at 8:09 PM

    This is why you are my favorite.

  67. Colleen - amadisonmo says:
    04/23/2011 at 2:39 PM

    Best Top 25 list ever.

  68. Avitable says:
    04/25/2011 at 7:04 AM

    Pussy.

  69. Karen Vasquez says:
    04/25/2011 at 8:33 AM

    Coffee alomist came out my nose.

  70. DCUrbanDad says:
    04/25/2011 at 10:40 AM

    Does that make me a sexy Mom Blogger on top of being a sexy Dad Blogger?

  71. Grace {formerly grac says:
    04/25/2011 at 1:27 PM

    Have I ever told you what a smart man you are? And sexy bloggy too!

  72. Anonymous says:
    04/25/2011 at 2:09 PM

    You Sir, are a genius.

  73. Sara says:
    04/25/2011 at 3:31 PM

    Keep drinkin' what you're drinkin' and keep wearing those rose-colored glasses! Thanks for including me on your list! I've always believed in Disney Magic!

    Now, I will just wait for the sexiest Drag Bloggers!

  74. Jessica Ashley says:
    04/26/2011 at 10:32 PM

    I'd like to thank God and the fans in the balcony.

  75. RookieMom Whitney says:
    04/27/2011 at 11:43 AM

    Love. It.

  76. Cool Dad says:
    04/28/2011 at 6:55 AM

    After not making the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers, I'll totally take this one. Thanks!

  77. Joy says:
    01/30/2012 at 9:53 PM

    You made me laugh. Thank you. Joy

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