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The Truth About Cheetahs

Posted on 08/13/2011 by Backpacking Dad

“Hey guys,” Erin said as she stomped across the threshold like Mario stomping on a Goomba, “cheaters is like cheetahs!”

“Well sure, they sound the same…”

“No! They are the same! My cousins told me they are the same. And cheetahs try to cut in line.”

“No, honey. That’s “cheaters”. Cheaters cut in line, and they don’t follow the rules when you’re playing games…”

“Ya! And they might break the TV!”

“Well, sure….”

“What’s “cheetahs”?”

“Cheetahs are really, really fast cats.”

…

…

“But why do cheetahs cut in line?”

Fin.

4 thoughts on “The Truth About Cheetahs”

  1. BloggerFather says:
    08/13/2011 at 11:30 AM

    Cheetahs get this bad rap, but breaking the TV is a total Jaguar move. Jaguars are assholes.
    My recent post Stay At Home Dad: POV

    1. Backpacking Dad says:
      08/13/2011 at 1:27 PM

      Do you like luxury?

  2. BloggerFather says:
    08/13/2011 at 1:37 PM

    I like how you say that.

  3. karen says:
    08/13/2011 at 1:48 PM

    You could go 'round and 'round with that for a very long time!

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