A New Theme Song For Slinky, The Spring That Drives You Insane

What…sits…perfectly still

And saps at your will

Until you want to do shots?

A spring! A spring?

What the hell its this thing?

Everyone hates their Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky.

Is this really a toy that you bought?

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky.

Just try to remove all the knots.

Seriously, Slinky. I hate you.