That might be the most important hyphen ever. And the answer is: “None. That’s what kids perched on top of a pile of books perched on top of a stepstool perched on top of a chair are for.” “Dad” and “daring” and “danger” and “dammit” all start with “duh”. So do “damp” and “daffodil”, but…
Category: Ridiculousness
Guest Post from Adam: My Love Letter
Adam Avitable is best-known for being an asshole in public and a humanitarian in private. He has friends in spite of himself. We get along well. I apologize in advance for what’s about to happen. Hey there, Backpacking Dad fans. I’m Avitable, aka the guy who shows his nuts on the Internet. I’m recently divorced…
Guest Post from Meghann: The One Where I Had a Clump of Grass in My Nose
Meghann is a Twitter friend who writes a blog called Midget Invasion. She thinks it’s funny that she didn’t get the midgetinvasion.blogspot address. She also thought I would never post this, but even a post about nose-grass is better than 95% of the content on here, so she’s classing up the joint. In high school,…