Poor kitty. He cannot use the remote control. He cannot blog. He cannot listen to podcasts. He cannot Tweet. He can remember the days when his brother and sister leaped and cavorted while he hid under the bed. Poor, poor kitty at the foot of the bed. Poor kitty. He cannot use the grill. He…
Category: Ridiculousness
All My Life I’ve Dreamed of Being in Redbook magazine
Well, not actually all my life. Not really any part of my life. In point of fact, it never occurred to me that writing for Redbook was even an option. And yet, somehow, I got to do a little bit of work for them this month. It’s a list piece, “What Not to Say to…
Shame
I hope I can live this down. Someday, I’ll be able to look Erin right in the eyes and tell her that it didn’t matter, really, in the long run. Maybe I’ll be able to use it as an object lesson for Adrian. He needs to know that part of being a man means you…