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This post represents a deliberate attempt to enflame the passions of the internet and drive traffic to this blog so that I can make tons of cash from all of my advertisers. I would also like to say (and this may sound a bit off-topic, but it has to be said): Pepsi is the most…

In the end even though she was only turning two we invited something close to eighty people. In the beginning even though she was only two we held a joint party with her best friend. In the middle even though the cake had been cut and served a second wave of guests arrived, extending the…

A second birthday. My first daughter’s second birthday. My daughter’s first second birthday. Not that she’s planning on having a second second birthday. She’s smart and funny and cares about other people, and she also sometimes only likes them because they have macaroni. She’s beautiful and perfect and I’m trying to teach her how to…