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I don’t know what the secret is. But I may be the only person in history to write his dissertation the night before it is due. I seem to be constitutionally incapable of starting a paper early. I’d rather Erin not use her father as a model for success in school. Study hard. (Do not…

While I wilily while, Erin stubbornly stubs. I think I hit my head on some low, overhanging, dark matter the other day. Erin, Erin, quite contrarian, how does your garden grow? “I no like it, garden!!!” “Ok, kid. I’ll take it away.” “Garden?? Garden?? I. Want. Garden?” “Kid, you just said you didn’t want it.”…

Something has changed. I was a happy Adult Swim viewer a few years ago, discovering Family Guy for the first time during the stoner hour on Cartoon Network every night, when Fox Television rejects were resurrected like Lazarus by a geeky Jesus. And I was a happy Fox Television viewer when Family Guy was resurrected…