"Pap-pa?" "No, baby. We can’t call grandma right now." She lifts the receiver from its cradle and listens, laughing at the solid tone she hears. "Pap-pa?" she asks. "No, baby. That’s not grandma." "If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again…" "Pap-pa!!" she announces triumphantly. "No, baby, "that’s definitely not…
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I saved them all: A linkbait post
I bet when you had those business cards made you thought they’d just be thrown out by 95% of the people you gave them to. I bet you thought they’d be thrown out within days of handing them out. I bet you thought they’d definitely be thrown out by that dude skeeving out all the…
Seven things to do
If you tell a joke and nobody gets it, but a tree falls on a mime, is it a good day? Ya lost me. So "Buy this vacuum" wasn’t the most obvious of references. And nobody got it (although a couple of people got the concept right without knowing the origin). Someone still gets…