For the ladies…

05/06/2008 By Shawn Burns

The dishes are mostly clean…

The carpet is mostly vacuumed…

The laundry is mostly put away…

The beds are mostly made…

You’re welcome.

 

What? You mean that didn’t do it for you? What the hell? I’ve been getting all of my "how to get the wife hot" advice from studies and humour books.

What’s that? I have to finish all of those chores?

Dammit.