A Decade Ago in Short Conversations

“Shawn, what the hell are you thinking? It’s 2 in the afternoon. Emily is still getting her hair done. Are you going to pace around in your tux for three hours before we go? Idiot.”

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“If you don’t shave that goatee off for today all of the guys are going to hold you down and we’ll shave it off for you.”

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“Hey Denise, can you do me a favour and go to my car and get my Star Wars Soundtrack cd and give it to the DJ?”

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“Hey Shannon, can you do me a favour and help arrange a table for the eight extra family members who just showed up after traveling across the entire country to be here today but who also didn’t RSVP?”

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“I do.”

“I do.”

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“What the hell?? I thought you said we weren’t going to do the cake-in-the-face thing.”

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I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day….”

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“I don’t want to leave yet. Let’s pay the limo driver to stick around for another hour.”

 

And so we did.

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