Ladies,
If, as you are heading out the door to enjoy a movie on your own, free from children and husband, Do Not, in your banter, tell your husband to “Get in the kitchen and bake me a pie.”
Because waiting for you when you return at midnight you might just find a hot peach-pear pie waiting for you. Baked from scratch.
You have been warned.
Sincerely,
Backpacking Dad