Punchline

So, a man picks up a baby, checks the baby’s gums, and sees that the four teeth that have been coming in have broken through. The man says “Phew. Now this kid will stop waking up at 5am crying in distress about his teeth. Now he can sleep. Now I can sleep.”

And he was right. The baby did not wake up at 5am crying in distress about his teeth.

The baby woke up at 3:30am.

Because the baby also has a double ear infection.

*rimshot*

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