Your hair just can’t compete.
Even when he’s shoving trash in his mouth his hair still looks good.
We call it “McHale-ing.”
The ladies are all “Is that Adrian? Woah! He just made my year!”
But Adrian has other things on his mind. Like his new manga, and wondering deep wonders like “Why did my dad dress me in a snowman shirt in May?”
Oh yeah, and this delightful trash!
“Sorry babe….”
“But I’m a lone wolf. And the lone wolf howls alone.”
Or…sucks on his pacifier. But even that looks wicked cool.