1. I’m eating a sandwich.
2. I’m halfway through this sandwich.
3. I’m done with this sandwich.
4. I’m drinking a Pepsi Max.
5. The episode of Freaks and Geeks I was just watching from the DVR ended and the TV switched over to the last channel I was watching, which happens to be airing “Watchmen”. I think the opening credits to “Watchmen” are some of the best I’ve ever seen.
6. I do philosophy so I don’t have to do math.