How Many Dads Does It Take To Screw-in a Lightbulb?

10/19/2010 By Shawn Burns

That might be the most important hyphen ever.

And the answer is: “None. That’s what kids perched on top of a pile of books perched on top of a stepstool perched on top of a chair are for.”

“Dad” and “daring” and “danger” and “dammit” all start with “duh”.

So do “damp” and “daffodil”, but that’s not important right now.