I guess she’ll always be my little girl, after all.
That’s what happens when you vote with your spineless amoeba brain.
What about you? Do you think cats are lazy bastards too, or do you hate America?
When life gives you your neighbour’s lemons, you make lemon buttercream frosting.
So, never go bowling with a woman.
Tragedy isn’t always tragic. Sometimes it’s cathartic.
Two more of these and I’ll be Mayor of Batman-capes-R-us on 4Square.
If I’ve learned anything from this experience, it’s that you can’t always trust Norm MacDonald to use the crevice tool on the sofa.
Although I mostly think Sartre was right and that hell is other people, today has made it hard not to think he was just thinking about the assholes he surrounded himself with. I hope you choose better friends in Heaven, Sartre.
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles when you use flea powder instead of baking powder. But seriously, you can’t expect me to show up to your church bake sale and not accidentally put the priest on the toilet for an hour.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: Oh come on, you were thinking the same thing.
Backpacking Dad 1. Wal-Mart cart return 0.
Rather than write a real post, and reassured by Marinka’s post today that it’s the endings to posts that make or break you, I’m just going with endings today. It seemed fitting, since this is the last post I’ll ever write.
I should try that. But I’m pretty sure the end to every post is either”Just sayin’.”
….or what??????
….or what??????
….or what??????
I should try that. But I'm pretty sure the end to every post is either"Just sayin'."
Nicely done.
P.S. :)
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Nicely done.
P.S. :)
Nicely done.
P.S. :)
You forgot, “If you don’t hate children, please share this post via facebook, twitter, reddit, bullhorn, door hanger things, interpretive dance, and robocalling.”
I start with that one.
I start with that one.
I start with that one.
You forgot, "If you don't hate children, please share this post via facebook, twitter, reddit, bullhorn, door hanger things, interpretive dance, and robocalling."
What?! No!!!!
No.
No.
What?! No!!!!
This is the end, my friend? Way to bury the lead! But you just switched sites, didn't you?
I'm just meta.
I’m just meta.
I’m just meta.
This is the end, my friend? Way to bury the lead! But you just switched sites, didn’t you?
Huh? Wah? Did I miss something?
No.
No.
No.
Huh? Wah? Did I miss something?
Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!
Well played, Backpacking Dad! Well played, indeed!
Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.
Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.
If I were any good at this I’d tag posts for better archive searching.
If I were any good at this I'd tag posts for better archive searching.
Excellent.
Well, who needs archives now?
I agree- the ending is what makes or breaks you.
Are you going somewhere else? I'll miss reading about your adorable children.
Are you going somewhere else? I’ll miss reading about your adorable children.
No.
No.
Are you going somewhere else? I’ll miss reading about your adorable children.
Nooooooooooo!???
No.
No.
Nooooooooooo!???
Sadly, the day I discover you is the last day you post!
My timing has always sucked.
UP
I'm not going anywhere.
I’m not going anywhere.
I’m not going anywhere.
What'chu talkin' about, Backpacking Dad?
Nothin'.
Nothin’.
What’chu talkin’ about, Backpacking Dad?
What’chu talkin’ about, Backpacking Dad?
Now if you were a really good blogger, you'd give us posts to go along with all these endings! ;)
Stay tuned for the Norm MacDonald story…..
Now if you were a really good blogger, you’d give us posts to go along with all these endings! ;)
Shawn it's not even april fools day…
Shawn it’s not even april fools day…
Shawn it’s not even april fools day…