Spongebob’s Pants are NOT SQUARE

Some deceptions and falsehoods are so insidious and imperiling that they must be combated at once. In the case of Nickelodeon’s Spongebob Squarepants, a television show I have only recently had the displeasure of acquainting myself with, the lies are blatant.

Spongebob does not wear square pants. You’ve all just been letting this slide for years without doing anything about it, but now it’s time to take action.

First, The Evidence:

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You know what? I just did a Google search for “Spongebob Squarepants does not have square pants” and came across another blogger with the same revelation. How about I just link to him instead?

I’ll Just Send Them An E-mail: Spongebob Squarepants does not have square pants.

What’s great about that post is that he (1) actually seems to have written Nickelodeon a letter and (2) actually seems to have received a reply.

Enjoy the rest of your geometrically correct day.

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