Being a Good Husband Means…

03/10/2011 By Shawn Burns

…when your wife has cleaned the kitchen and done the dishes and is taking a break from also working all day to support her family while you sat in a library and read philosophy, and she asks you “What’s for dinner?” you reply:

“You’re the one making dinner.”

I’m pretty much the best husband ever.

Also, don’t tell Emily I was on the Internet again.