It Should Always Be Okay to Shoot Nazis

I read a lot of complaining from women about how whenever they want something done, they have to do it themselves. Why? Because their husbands are off playing Call of Duty instead of helping out.

Well, ladies, it’s time to stop complaining.

Call of Duty, for those who don’t know, is a first-person shooter style video game that pits the hero (your husband) against hordes of sneaky, evil, enemy soldiers. Most iterations of the game have a link to World War II, so the evil bastards your husband is off shooting are none other than Nazis. Nazis!

Who is worse than Nazis? No one. What happens if we let the Nazis win? No one wants to find out.

Think about this for a moment: If it weren’t for the diligent work ethic, and careful aim, of the proud men who devote hours of practice to defending the world from Nazis, we would all be speaking German right now. Do you know what happens if the Nazis in Call of Duty don’t get shot? Haven’t you seen The Matrix? Those programs get out into the real world and take over and try to use the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail against us all.

That is what we’re up against. That is why we fight the good fight. That is why we don’t have time to do the dishes right now. The Nazis are everywhere. It is up to us to fight them.

Frankly, we don’t understand why you aren’t also taking up arms against the threat. Do you hate America? Do you hate freedom? The world needs your help. It does not need that picture hung right at this very second.

11 thoughts on “It Should Always Be Okay to Shoot Nazis”

  1. Pretty close to the argument my husband uses on me when I complain about playing so much Call of Doodie. He also uses it when I questions his watching several hours of History Channel shows about the Nazis. Something about "educational" and "knowing his enemy". Blah blah blah.

    Still not buying it.

  2. Pretty close to the argument my husband uses on me when I complain about playing so much Call of Doodie. He also uses it when I questions his watching several hours of History Channel shows about the Nazis. Something about “educational” and “knowing his enemy”. Blah blah blah.

    Still not buying it.

  3. oh Crabby Mommy I am glad Im not alone with the History Channel and the Military Channel showing Hitler and Nazi's 24-7 and a husband watching it. It's interesting and we must not make the same mistakes is what I get from my husband. Argh, if Hitler wasn't already dead, I'd kill him my damn self!

  4. I must remember to use all of this excuse as I play 'Two Worlds 2' and have to rid the world of those hoards of monsters with my trusty sword. The cleaning and housework will take a back seat, there'll be no tea made for my daughter as she trundles in home, but I can state 'But all of these baddies must be got rid of, or where on earth will we be?

  5. This was so great! I understand my husband so much better now….except…How excatly is he "saving the world from the Reich" when he's playing WOW? ;) I'm pretty sure they are all make-believe characters…or does this fall under the whole "matrix theory"? Whatever. ;D Good post.

  6. Only thing better-shooting the ZOMBIE NAZIS!!!! What would be worse than a world overrun by Nazis who are zombies? I can't think of a thing!

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