I Have Seen Into Robert Pattinson’s Future…

…and it is hilarious.

So, you all love Robert Pattison, right? He’s just so dreamy or something. I mean, look at the guy.

He’s got a kind of scruffy, no-tan thing working for him. Instant heart-throb. Cue squees.

I am reminded of another scruffy, no-tan heart-throb, from many years ago. Tell me, have you seen Peggy Sue Got Married? Recently? Here is Kevin J. O’Connor as the James Dean of the high school.

With his unruly hair and his scruffy appearance, Kevin J. O’Connor was set for life, right ladies?

But then….something happened…..

All that scruffy, no-tan handsomeness turned into…Benny. Oh, and he also started to go very, very bald.

Watch your back, Rob. And your hairline.

15 thoughts on “I Have Seen Into Robert Pattinson’s Future…”

  1. Luckily I am a Johnny Depp kind of gal… and he still has a beautiful head of hair. And baldness actually comes from the mothers' side of the family… so check HER side. I know… my dad was nearly bald, my brother full head of hair. Just sayin.

  2. Because of this revelation, I will now have a Happy Easter. Thank you.


  3. Depp, Pitt, and such are actually really handsome men even when they play less than appealing characters. Pattinson really isn't anything better than average looking, but he's been playing a particular character that women apparently really like. So, yeah, we he moves on to a character that doesn't play on women's heart strings, he'll loose that attraction.

  4. I don't get it either. Maybe it's because I don't get vampires. Okay I just don't like vampires.

  5. I've never found Robert Pattison attractive. Something about his gruffy appearance gives me the impression that he might smell. I can't prove it or anything, but my instincts are usually right on. Yup. He's a smelly one. Not my type.

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