Now that we’ve seen the worst pitch in the world for moms, what are the guys going to get?

So, Liz just got the squickiest pitch ever. I think if we all took a step back and thought about it for a minute, it just seems considerate and helpful to a group of women who have to deal with a certain biological issue.

Life moves too quickly. Help rejuvenate your mom with a day at the spa, indulge her with chocolates and flowers, help her relax and slow down from her fast-paced world full of deadlines, commitments and obligations. And help her be more comfortable with Replens, A Long Lasting Vaginal Moisturizer.

However…who wants to talk about this with their mom?

I just know that the guys are feeling left out here. We hardly ever get really really really really awesome pitches like this. But I think our future looks something like the following:

Life moves too quickly. Your dad has a lot of work piling up. He could use a drink. He could use a long motorcycle ride down the coast. He could definitely use some Wang Cream. Sometimes dad just doesn’t have the greatest epidermal moisture content “down there”, for whatever reason, and Wang Cream offers current comfort and future protection against all chafing issues. This Father’s Day, remember Dad in your heart, and “spread” the word about Wang Cream.

I can’t wait.

8 thoughts on “Now that we’ve seen the worst pitch in the world for moms, what are the guys going to get?”

  1. The implications of "help her be more comfortable with Replens" just gives me the absolute worst mental picture ever, anywhere. Help her out?? What, in case she can't reach?

    Jesus.

  2. Just too funny… c'mon, it's funny when they get it wrong and you slap them on the wrist… what happens when they really screw up?

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