The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest mom bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy mom bloggers on the list, because every mom blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

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You’re probably on the list. You should probably assume that you are. So grab a badge. They’re free.

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  • http://twitter.com/marybeauty Mary Greene

    I was like "Oh what now from him?". Didn't disappoint. Never does.

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  • http://twitter.com/JujuLoves JujuLoves

    That is pretty darn funny!

  • http://teachmama.com teachmama

    you had me at 'woohoo!!'–I'll be honest. It was the double exclamation point that sealed the deal.

  • http://profiles.google.com/wtfroflmfao Usedtobeme .

    This is by far the greatest blog post I've read in Years! I will be adding my button now.

  • http://karinwithani.com karinwithani

    Best.post.ever. You are brilliant!

  • Snarky Mommy

    I just laughed out loud for real. The badge is the best part!

  • http://twitter.com/KariDahlen Karianna

    Oooh, I love you.

  • http://www.thejackb.com/ The JackB

    Damn- I missed out on making another list.

  • http://mamarobinj.wordpress.com/ MamaRobinJ

    You might be the smartest man ever.

  • http://twitter.com/mommystory Christina McMenemy

    Brilliant. And hey, I finally made a list!

  • http://adayinthelifeofkat.blogspot.com/ Kat

    You are a smart man! I may just grab that badge; after all, we're all sexy in our own way ;)

  • Bethany

    Woohoo! Oh yeah! Needed a laugh this morning…

  • http://clarkkentslunchbox.blogspot.com/ R_Mattocks

    Dude! My thought at seeing the headline was, "He must've missed a dosage of meds or something." Turns out that wasn't the case. Good one.

  • http://twitter.com/MsBatman Becky Hood

    Insert gratuitous I-made-the-list joke here. Also? I'm surprised I did make the list b/c A) I'm pretty sure you haven't read my blog, (But I could be wrong… please let me be wrong) and B) I'm not your typical Mom Blogger.

    Grabbing my badge and running now before you yank it out of my hands and take me off the list.

  • http://twitter.com/canape marty l

    This is why you are my favorite.

  • http://www.amadisonmom.com Colleen – amadisonmo

    Best Top 25 list ever.

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Pussy.

  • Karen Vasquez

    Coffee alomist came out my nose.

  • http://www.dcurbandad.com DCUrbanDad

    Does that make me a sexy Mom Blogger on top of being a sexy Dad Blogger?

  • http://formerlygracie.com/ Grace {formerly grac

    Have I ever told you what a smart man you are? And sexy bloggy too!

  • Anonymous

    You Sir, are a genius.

  • http://twitter.com/saving4someday Sara

    Keep drinkin' what you're drinkin' and keep wearing those rose-colored glasses! Thanks for including me on your list! I've always believed in Disney Magic!

    Now, I will just wait for the sexiest Drag Bloggers!

  • http://twitter.com/SassafrassJess Jessica Ashley

    I'd like to thank God and the fans in the balcony.

  • RookieMom Whitney

    Love. It.

  • http://arewestillcool.com Cool Dad

    After not making the Top 25 Sexiest Dad Bloggers, I'll totally take this one. Thanks!

  • http://www.tantrachick.com/ Joy

    You made me laugh. Thank you. Joy