The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

So, you’re surfing the interwebs and you’re thinking to yourself, “Self, who are the sexiest mom bloggers in the world?” And then, like I’m in your brain, squeezing your mind-grapes, I provide you an answer. I couldn’t include all of the sexy mom bloggers on the list, because every mom blogger is sexy to some degree, and I haven’t paid enough money in hosting fees to store a list that big. So, I had to limit the list to the Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers.

A list like this is important, because it lets us focus on the very relevant factor of sexiness. It ignores elements like quality of writing, helpfulness, sincerity, skill, morality, popularity, hilarity, and advocacy. It’s all about sexiness. It’s the best way to separate the quality blogs from the chaff. If you’re on this list, you’re worth reading. If you’re not on this list, well, you definitely aren’t worth reading. That’s the point of lists.

So, here we go, in no particular order except order of sexiness: The Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

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You’re probably on the list. You should probably assume that you are. So grab a badge. They’re free.

Top 25 Sexiest Mom Bloggers

Just copy and paste the code below, without the outside quotation marks.

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  • Suebob

    I love you.

  • http://profiles.google.com/coollegumesmail Cool Legumes

    Woohoo! I've never made a Top Anything list before. Wicked awesome.

  • Redneck Mommy

    Well played Burns. Well played.

  • http://twitter.com/AndreaMemenas Andrea Memenas

    Awesome. I was totally rolling my eyes when I clicked on the link, like "what a completely stupid list to make" but was curious who'd be on it. SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

  • Stephano

    I want that code. But you screwed it up. Put it up and I will put it on my blog STAT or post haste or right away.

    • http://www.backpackingdad.com Backpacking Dad

      Fixed.

  • Lost in Suburbia

    Chicken!

  • http://accustomedchaos.com Devan @AccustomedCha

    Bahaha! SMART.MAN!!

  • Devra

    You just brought sexy back!

  • http://www.beggingtheanswer.blogspot.com/ Angela@BeggingTheAns

    BWAHAHAHA! Oh, I really needed a good laugh today! Thank you.

  • http://twitter.com/SBeeCreations SarahBee

    WHoo hoo! Made the list!

  • http://twitter.com/thepsychobabble Jennifer Phillips

    Love it!

  • http://twitter.com/TexasRhea Rhea

    Hilarious. Stay tuned for my up and coming Sexiest Dad Bloggers blog post…

    • http://www.backpackingdad.com Backpacking Dad

      I already did that one.

  • http://dramaticmama.blogspot.com/ Jessica

    This is awesome! (new reader).
    Definitely posting this onto my blog! lol.
    Whoooo!

  • PunditMom aka Joanne

    Not to mention your mad graphic art skilz!

  • http://twitter.com/KristiBug Kristi Davis

    I'm still cracking up over this

  • Cynthia Samuels

    The best!

  • http://laundryhurtsmyfeelings.blogspot.com/ Jomannix

    I was procrastinating instead of writing when I saw a tweet about your post on Twitter and had to come over. Dude, brilliant. You're the upside to my procrastination. Loved it.

  • Columbiarose

    Now your chances of getting invited to join the Golden Gate Mothers Group are even slimmer. On the other hand, it's not exactly To His Coy Mistress.

  • Jowhite

    Awesomest post evah. :) Totally. Now you've done dads and moms, looking forward to "best blogger kids" post follow up.

  • http://www.sendchocolatenow.com/ Tina @SendChocolateN

    You're crazy, you are.

  • meghann @ midgetinva

    I'm confident that the story about the chunk of grass in my nose definitely puts me on this list. Hotness. I have it.

  • Vodkamom

    brilliant.

  • http://twitter.com/tjoselow tjoselow

    That is deeply wonderful.

  • http://twitter.com/ADramaticMommy Melanie

    #winning!

  • http://twitter.com/VampireSmitten Pamela P.

    woohoo! I feel so honored! Thank you thank you.

    I didn't have time to prepare a speech though!

    BTW, you're brilliant.

  • http://twitter.com/TheJulieMarsh Julie Marsh

    I have no witty or even relevant response, just that I wish you'd been at Mom2Summit.

  • http://www.itbuildscharacter.com ChiMomWriter

    Ha, this made my day. The badge is especially classy. I may need a bumper sticker to match.

  • http://twitter.com/mama647 mama647

    Hahahahaha, that is fantastic!!!!!

  • http://awholelotofnothing.net Angie [A Whole Lot o

    IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? I DARED TO COME HERE TO FIND MY NAME ON THE LIST BECAUSE *duh* ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERY OTHER UN-SEXY MOM BLOGGER MADE THE LIST, TOO?

    Next time I come here, I want to see my name on some kind of list, or I WILL be starting a Twitter campaign.

    You have been warned.

  • http://www.chibistruggles.blogspot.com Chibi Jeebs

    I can't believe I made the list and I'm not even a mom blogger!!!1!one! :D

  • http://thesocialjoint.com/ Lucretia M Pruitt

    Best. List. Post. Ever.

    Woot!

  • http://twitter.com/twinmomoftwinz Stacey (aka WM)

    Brilliant

  • Anonymous

    I knew it would be something like this, I knew you weren't that stupid. But I clicked anyway. Well played.

  • http://twitter.com/sgetgood Susan Getgood

    Perfection.
    That is all.

  • http://twitter.com/HotComesToDie Suzy Soro

    That was so funny. Honey.

  • http://www.mypostpartumvoice.com Lauren Hale

    Beyond Brilliant. Stupendous, even. Certainly not stupid.

  • http://3kidsandus.com/ Cat Davis @ 3 Kids a

    I could swear I just heard chickens clucking in the background … you hear em?

    :P

  • Angella

    Can you make us a Twibbon, too?

  • http://www.thebonafidelife.net Chele

    Now this is hilarious! I needed a laugh today. And you are a smart man! lol

  • http://twitter.com/Anne54304 Anne Younger

    You're the best!
    I finally made a list!!

  • wendy

    So glad my husband doesn't have to kick your a**…bwahahahaha!

  • http://www.thefarriswheel.blogspot.com Jennifer @ The Farri

    Haha! That totally hooked me…I bit. And I laughed. Good one.

  • Danielle

    oh, i was so worried you were going to do it. smart man :)

  • http://aparentinsilverspring.com Jessica McFadden

    Funny!

  • http://aparentinsilverspring.com Jessica McFadden

    Funny!

  • The Smalltown Mama

    What an honor! I'd like to thank my parents, because they're the reason I'm so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he's the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.

  • The Smalltown Mama

    What an honor! I’d like to thank my parents, because they’re the reason I’m so good looking. And, of course, my son, because he’s the reason for my Sexy Mommy-ness.

  • http://twitter.com/MommieDaze MommieDaze

    You've said so much by saying so little.

  • http://www.dogsandjeans.com/ Trooper Thorn

    I'm going to have to write a "25 Least Sexy Mom Bloogers" post and see how that is received.

  • Amanda

    Yeah me!!! I'd like to thank my 10 readers (yes, that includes you Mom) and Backpacking Dad for having such blog power to be able to hand out this award. I am all verklempt and stuff.