Vacation in the Pacific Northwest. BRB.

06/23/2011 By Shawn Burns

If I were any kind of real blogger, I would not just up and leave for five days without lining up a bunch of guest posts for you, or some pre-written essays in genius. I would have called in some chits from friends (I have friends; I have chits) and believe you me, you would have never wanted me to come back because of all the excellent writing that would be going on here.