If I were any kind of real blogger, I would not just up and leave for five days without lining up a bunch of guest posts for you, or some pre-written essays in genius. I would have called in some chits from friends (I have friends; I have chits) and believe you me, you would have never wanted me to come back because of all the excellent writing that would be going on here.
Alas.
Bye.
no worries, we'll be ok. wait, you will twitter. right?
When have you known me not to tweet?
I’m not good with music so I’ve picked some of my fave songs that just happen to have fitting titles. I reckon I’ll think of loads more later that would have been better…