Things I Learned From My Cat’s Veterinarian

07/27/2011 By Shawn Burns

1. If you puncture one of your yellow Corvette’s tires, you can’t just replace that tire. If there’s any wear at all on the other tires you have to replace at least the pairing tire or the car will be imbalanced.

2. Corvette tires cost $500 each.

3. I pay my vet too much.