The Truth About Cheetahs

08/13/2011 By Shawn Burns

“Hey guys,” Erin said as she stomped across the threshold like Mario stomping on a Goomba, “cheaters is like cheetahs!”

“Well sure, they sound the same…”

“No! They are the same! My cousins told me they are the same. And cheetahs try to cut in line.”

“No, honey. That’s “cheaters”. Cheaters cut in line, and they don’t follow the rules when you’re playing games…”

“Ya! And they might break the TV!”

“Well, sure….”

“What’s “cheetahs”?”

“Cheetahs are really, really fast cats.”

“But why do cheetahs cut in line?”