Now, when I say “this string cheese”, I don’t mean “this brand”. I mean this one. It might be kind of old when you get it, and it won’t have been refrigerated, so I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
But it’s the giveaway that matters, right? Don’t you want to enter to just win whatever?
To Enter:
Please leave your name, address, phone number, social security number (social insurance number, for you Canadians; favourite Python, for you Brits), scariest dream, last three jobs, and your Twitter username and password.
I will select a winner at random (so random, I’ll just choose now: it’s entry number 638) and that person will have their identity stolen and will get this string cheese.
Enter now, enter often.
