Giveaway! You could win this string cheese!10/10/2011
Now, when I say “this string cheese”, I don’t mean “this brand”. I mean this one. It might be kind of old when you get it, and it won’t have been refrigerated, so I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
But it’s the giveaway that matters, right? Don’t you want to enter to just win whatever?
Please leave your name, address, phone number, social security number (social insurance number, for you Canadians; favourite Python, for you Brits), scariest dream, last three jobs, and your Twitter username and password.
I will select a winner at random (so random, I’ll just choose now: it’s entry number 638) and that person will have their identity stolen and will get this string cheese.
Enter now, enter often.