A New Theme Song For Slinky, The Spring That Drives You Insane

06/21/2012 By Shawn Burns


What…sits…perfectly still

And saps at your will

Until you want to do shots?

A spring! A spring?

What the hell its this thing?

Everyone hates their Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky.

Is this really a toy that you bought?

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky.

Just try to remove all the knots.



Seriously, Slinky. I hate you.