I want you to buy a book. It’s a special book, written by a special person. I want to tell you all about this book, and make claims about its characteristics, style, and themes. I want to convey to you that my objective evaluation of the book is objective. I want to do so many…
Author: Backpacking Dad
Gilroy Gardens: An amusement park disguised as a botanical garden.
I finally figured out that my little point-and-shoot camera is capable of taking those cool pictures where the subject is all in focus and the background is all fuzzy. It’s only been two years. This just shows that it’s the photographer, not the camera, that takes the pictures. And then I spent the day intending…
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New Phrase I coined: “Jell-O like Othello.” It’s both literate and street. Just like me. I’m so down. New mashup: Barney and the Flintstones. “I love you, you love me We’re Stone Age Family. With a big ass steak and a car without a floor. Delicious purple dinosaur.” That’s all the brilliance I’m capable of…