I prefer Pepsi to Coke. I prefer hot dogs to hamburgers. I prefer Toyotas to Fords. I prefer “30 Rock” to “How I Met Your Mother”. I prefer proton torpedoes to photon torpedoes. I prefer hockey to everything. I prefer Banana Republic to Tommy Bahama. I prefer Chilis to Applebees. I prefer scrambled eggs to…
Author: Backpacking Dad
Backpacking Dad’s Vacation Posts That Are Not About His Vacation But Are Instead Posts Being Posted While He Is On Vacation: The “My Wife Says Cute Things” One
Emily caught the tail end of a Girls Gone Wild commercial as we were doing some last minute packing last Tuesday night. “I miss the original Girls Gone Wild videos, when they would just flash the camera. These girls now are just doing cheap, amateur, soft core porn.” She prefers her girls to have a…
Backpacking Dad’s Vacation Posts That Are Not About His Vacation But Are Instead Posts Being Posted While He Is On Vacation: The “My Kid Says Cute Things” One
Erin was thinking hard about our cat, Puck. “Puck not have any hands! Puck have toes like Erin! Puck is sleeping! Puck gonna eat the cheep cheep!” (Editor’s Note: I told her that the cricket she could hear was in the closet and that she didn’t have to worry about it because if he ever…