Five Minutes Ago Hmm. I wonder where Adrian got to. It’s awfully quiet. Oh, there you are. Say, watcha got there? You. Yes you. Hey. You. You’re so busted. His defense? “But I, but I , but I wanted to eat ice cream!” Sneaky, but honest. His sister would have blamed it on the fridge…
Category: Ridiculousness
The Shopping Cart Dilemma
Being in need of groceries on a Sunday afternoon, I hustled two small children to the store and prepared my script: “No touching the salad dressing bottles.” “No touching the pickle jars.” “No squishing the bread.” “No poking holes in the plastic wrapping on the chops.” “No running down the aisles.” “No eating apples straight…
I got a new job.
According to Erin… …I now teach music to 7-12 year olds. It’s the details that make or break a good lie.