The headache I’ve had all day is probably related to the late night I had. It was crazy. I mean, I’ve done some wild things in my day, but last night was epic. In fact, historians have unearthed a poem about last night. I tried to stop them, but they were all “Hey look at…
Category: Ridiculousness
Breakfast
I hard-boiled some eggs yesterday. I didn’t eat them all. This morning I ate the rest. I had four hard-boiled eggs. There was a slice of raisin bread on the table, smeared with peach jam from last year’s canning adventures. I had given it to Adrian to eat, but he did not want it. (I…
The Top 10 Ways Having Kids Makes You Dumber
1. You lose your ability to do simple math. 2. You lose your memory. 3. You lose your ability to do simple math.