As Erin and Adrian were finishing their lunch I was flipping through channels. I paused on that deep character study of an addict coping with her disease, otherwise known as “Confessions of a Shopaholic”, subtitled “Even Stupid, Vain, Shallow People Can Have All Their Dreams Come True If They Just Don’t Work For It And…
Category: Ridiculousness
iTunes Disclaimer
What possible misuse of iTunes software could have led Apple to include the following disclaimer in great big shouty letters in the Terms of Service for iTunes 9.1? “THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR…
An Open Letter To Drivers Who Don’t Understand That Merging Two Lanes Together Is Easiest If It Goes “Your Lane, My Lane, Your Lane, My Lane” And Not, As They Think “My Lane, MY LANE I SAID MY LANE YOU BASTARD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET INTO MY LANE RIGHT NOW???”
Go to Hell.