Super Dad, vol. 37

Something told me someone needed my help. Call it instinct, or a danger sense, or a well-trained neural network performing helpful vector completions distributed through hidden layers of connected neurons in response to some set of inputs into the system. Labels aren’t important right now. I checked to make sure Adrian would be okay if I left him for a minute, then I dashed off.

When I entered the room, she had sharp metal and suffocating pillows pressed into Erin’s mouth, and Erin choked, and coughed, and cried around them. Erin reached up to try to force her assailant’s hands away, to free herself. “It’s okay, it’ll be over soon,” the masked stranger whispered, forcing Erin to breathe more gas as she grabbed a syringe and plunged it into Erin’s mouth.

Erin cried more, and fought, and succeeded in forcing a gloved hand away from her face. Her enemy hesitated for the briefest moment, and Erin took advantage of the uncertainty. She wrested control of her mouth back, and used her tongue to free her airway, sitting up and reaching for me as I made my way through the door.

“I can’t breathe!” she protested, and reached for me.

I turned to the woman in the chair. “That’s enough. We’re done.”

“But she…” she started to say. I didn’t let her finish, “No. We’re done.”

And that’s how I saved Erin from the dental hygienist who was trying to apply sealant to her molars. That kid needs to learn how to breathe through her nose.

Erin and Adrian Go to Sonoma

The kids had a rare Monday off yesterday, and rather than stay home, or go to the movies, or meet up with friends, I decided that it had been too long since we’d gone on a day trip, so we drove to Sonoma.

My ulterior motive was to bring my camera with me and take some pictures at the Mountain Cemetery, just on the outskirts of town. I remembered it was beautiful there, both for the grounds and the view of the valley it offered from the side of the mountain.

We arrived in the early afternoon, after a late start, and immediately went to the little park and train museum. The museum was closed, it being a Monday afternoon in the winter months, and the playground was designed for very small children. But kids can play on anything, and there were swings and trees and a train.

Later, we attempted to visit the cemetery, but rain started to fall, so I opted to take them to lunch. We ate at an Irish pub downtown, because I am a good Irish dad with no real sense of what the date is (it was the day¬†before¬†St. Patrick’s Day). After lunch, they played at the park in the square, this one with structures appropriate for their ages. Then we returned to the cemetery.

We didn’t get to spend as much time there as I’d hoped, but we made the most of it. The kids were very interested in the different ways people are interred, how old some graves are (one Revolutionary War veteran is buried there), and the things people leave as tokens.

Here are some pictures, if you like that sort of thing. (From Flickr)