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The man was running. He was trying to put as much distance between his feet and the terrible Feet Eaters as he could. But they’d have been pretty poor Feet Eaters if they couldn’t catch a running man. The Feet Eaters had many names, but the one most well known in that small part of…

Augustine’s great sin was the theft of an apple. He stole it from an orchard, and he would regret it for the rest of his life. “Auggie,” said his time-traveling friend from the future, Tom, “trust me on this: that apple is the least of your worries.” Augustine watched as Tom faded into the future…

I want you to buy a book. It’s a special book, written by a special person. I want to tell you all about this book, and make claims about its characteristics, style, and themes. I want to convey to you that my objective evaluation of the book is objective. I want to do so many…