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I finally figured out that my little point-and-shoot camera is capable of taking those cool pictures where the subject is all in focus and the background is all fuzzy. It’s only been two years. This just shows that it’s the photographer, not the camera, that takes the pictures. And then I spent the day intending…

New Phrase I coined: “Jell-O like Othello.” It’s both literate and street. Just like me. I’m so down. New mashup: Barney and the Flintstones. “I love you, you love me We’re Stone Age Family. With a big ass steak and a car without a floor. Delicious purple dinosaur.” That’s all the brilliance I’m capable of…

The sign, neon and blue, read “Reflexology” and the pink silhouette of a foot reassured the patrons that yes, this was indeed the establishment they were seeking, if what they were seeking was a little foot action. “They actually do full massages here, cheap,” Emily said. “Twenty-five bucks for an hour!” It was true. Although…