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Because strokes are scary, and Anissa is lovely.

I received a package in the mail a while ago that contained probably the world’s greatest Universal EveryTool. The package was from Drew at Eden Fantasys and as befits free products sent from one man to another, the Tool was exactly what you’d have expected. I’d like to take some time to explain precisely why…

Those hoofbeats in the distance indicate horses. It’s possible, entirely possible, that they represent a herd of zebra, and if you live in an environment in which the stories of the elders and the attention-seekers tend, overwhelmingly, to involve a rare, exciting, and terrifying encounter with a zebra then you might suspect, upon hearing the…