I’m sitting in a Starbucks. (Is there an apostrophe anywhere in the name? I don’t see one on any of the signage. But I’ve always thought of it as "the coffee shop that belongs to Starbuck", so it’s strange for me to think of there being no apostrophe. It makes it look like they offer…
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Erin Goes to Seattle
“Let’s go away for the weekend. Let’s just go.” “Where? Ugh, it’s such a pain in the ass to pack up all of Erin’s crap. Just for a weekend? Seems like a waste.” “So let’s not bring any of it.” “How do we go on a trip without bringing the car seat? The stroller? The…
Redneck Shower
Redneck Shower: A coffee mug’s worth of Sanka residue and cold water thrown in your face as you sleep on the couch. Redneck Baby: A five year old that you just now realize is your kid. Redneck Baby Shower: (1) A watering can emptied over the kid’s head after he’s played with the pigs for…