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  “Dad! Dad! I hate this goddamned hat! And where are your sunglasses?” “That’s better.”

…there are no lines. You might wait to go on It’s a Small World for five minutes, but then the ride will break down and the cast members will hand you a front-of-the-line pass for any ride in the park… …the characters will line up to meet you, and escort you to your destination… …you…

I watch way too many Gordon Ramsay cooking/kitchen/reality shows. I watch so many that I’ve started to cringe when I hear him, or one of the people around him, offer up a classic Ramsay expression. But, I realized, instead of cringing when I watch (and there’s no way I’m going to stop watching), why not…